For some reason, people trying to give me newspapers (two people rushing up to me to try to beat eachother) makes me really nervous

beginner5 —> exploradorararara

shooshpapkind:

OH MY GOD
I ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE OF ERIDAN’S DEATH

HE’S A WIZARD
A MAGICIAN

HE GETS SAWED IN HALF

edit: i made it even better

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laughcentre:

eatsleepandfangirl:

Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices 

omfg

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adriofthedead:

sknnyasfckkk:

from-fatass-to-hourglass:

One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.”
And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite fruits. And I’ll tell her, “Now, what’s more important? The way the fruit looks, or the way the fruit tastes?” And she’ll say, “Well, I guess the way they taste is more important.” And I’ll say, “That’s right. It doesn’t matter what size you are or how you look on the outside, as long as you’re sweet and delicious on the inside. Because you can be the prettiest looking apple in the whole store, but if you’re rotten on the inside then they will just spit you out.”

^ that’s a very good analogy

so remember kids
no matter what you look like on the outside
someone is still going to eat you

adriofthedead:

sknnyasfckkk:

from-fatass-to-hourglass:

One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.”

And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite fruits. And I’ll tell her, “Now, what’s more important? The way the fruit looks, or the way the fruit tastes?” And she’ll say, “Well, I guess the way they taste is more important.” And I’ll say, “That’s right. It doesn’t matter what size you are or how you look on the outside, as long as you’re sweet and delicious on the inside. Because you can be the prettiest looking apple in the whole store, but if you’re rotten on the inside then they will just spit you out.”

^ that’s a very good analogy

so remember kids

no matter what you look like on the outside

someone is still going to eat you

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catsteaks:


Because this always bears reblogging. Illustrates how cartography—specifically the ways in which cartographers shrink and expand land masses in order to depict a “flat” earth— distorts our perception of the world.

jesus christ.

catsteaks:

Because this always bears reblogging. Illustrates how cartography—specifically the ways in which cartographers shrink and expand land masses in order to depict a “flat” earth— distorts our perception of the world.

jesus christ.

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